Haikus for "Young, Fun Working Professionals"

THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.
hey. you. "upscale friend".
beer me a PAMA-tini.
i like your business.


IT'S TRUE: THIS PLACE IS THE HIPPEST.
you like "cool music"!
we could play it at a "low
volume". and have fun?

YOU'RE INVITED.
you like marketing?
there's a networking party
in my pants, baby.

IF IT'S PROFESSIONAL, WHY WOULD THEY EVEN HAVE A DANCE FLOOR?
how close is too close
when dancing with someone.
"professionally".

TIRED OF MAKING UPSCALE FRIENDSHIPS?
what the fuck is a
"PAMA-tini"? Let's twitter!
... on, into the night.

WHILE WE'RE UP THERE.
Let's climb some ladders.
I mean actual ladders.
We could paint the trim.

ANYONE WHO'S ANYONE.
Hey! You twitter too?
Did i mention i twitter?
Read my twitter feed.


TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL.
Your boobs look friendly
In that low-cut cocktail dress.
Do you have a blog?