Thursday, March 13, 2008


besides the obvious disconnects from reality and reason on the part of the My Little Pony people....

...what would a pony want with a scooter? come on now.

unless they are handicapped ponies. or decided now was a good time to waste gas. when they come out with a my little pony in a H3, you just give me a tap. because i will want one of those.

all the kind of skanky makeup and the shoes, that's bad enough. makeup does not belong on ponies. let us get this straightened out...

things that you can (and probably should) put on ponies:
. ribbons
. little hats
. fuzzy blankets
. jingle-bells
. fabio
. daisy chains
. persian kittens (extra points if they are trying so hard not to fall asleep)

things that should never go on ponies
. makeup
. high heels
. bob vila
. pleather
. skinny jeans
. cheap hair extensions
. 'do-rags
. 'bling'
. old cranky asian women
. lululemon
. garth brooks
. presidential candidate mitt romney
. fishnet stocking
. shirts that say "i give myself permission to be sexy"

*i am on the fence as to which list 'woody allen' goes.


Blogger mr. john fury said...

12:39 PM  
Blogger mr. john fury said...

oh, also;

my little trannypony. ftw.

12:42 PM  
Blogger kaylen said...

now i know what to get you for your birthday :`)

9:47 PM  
Blogger mr. john fury said...


11:53 AM  

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