please keep your fossilized knowledge and wisdom out of my toast

it was a nail-biting race up the end, between some stone-ground, low-fat bread(seriously?), and soft cut... but the winner of the gayest bread ever is:

ANCIENT GRAIN



[the most homosessual words are in bold.]

"Spelt is the oldest grain in Europe [note, none of those pictures are from Europe, dude] dating back to 6,000 B.C. Quinoa has been grown for over 5,000 years in the Andes Mountains and Amaranth has a long and interesting history in Mexico where the Mayans & Incans have been harvesting it for thousands of years. On the other hand, Ancient Egyptian farmers cultivated Kamut. All this knowledge and wisdom has been combined to bake a delicious loaf of bread bringing all the nutritious value of ancient grains to you and your family."


yeah. your gay family.