baffling accusations of subliminal advertising

codewest
"The Xs on the license plates are suggestive." ....to what?
"She clearly is looking at someone and doing something that she thinks is funny and/or is embarrassed by." i don't know if "clearly" is the right word here. and i certainly don't know that"looking at someone doing something" is subliminal. or even remotely negative.

newport

benson

bombay
what is the twist of peel suggesting, exactly? as far as i can fathom: sexy intestinal worms.

incest in paris
does she look like she's late 30's? or like she's ever had children? frankly, what benefit would incest be to the advertisement?

clinique

rembrandt
because when i see a tube of toothpaste, i think "penis!".

gay wool

squirt!

note to self: i do not go 'squirt!" often enough. not nearly. but now that i know it's a selling point....