Sunday, November 05, 2006

ways you can "brush like a dentist"

1. try and initiate conversations with yourself, when you have a toothbrush in your mouth.

2. give yourself a lame toy when you're done

3. knock yourself out. wake up with clean teeth and missing underwear.

4. accuse yourself of not flossing well enough.

5. floss over-aggressively to make up for bad habits and ...well, hang yourself with the remaining floss because you hate your job. and who wouldn't?


Blogger Cap'n Ganch said...

Thanks for the blessing.

I can't much remember myself why I hated Life of Pi for more than maybe two reasons:
1) It went on soooo long. I had the same problem with Angela's Ashes in that I was turning it into a drinking game (one shot every time they boil a soup bone to make supper) of desparity.
2) Lazy theology, really. I kind of hate relativistic religiosity. I know of few religions who would willingly admit that it's okay to try others and that their's is just one possible way. Everyone wants to be all hunky-dory about this, but really? No. Believe what you want, but commit to it.

Also, we share some common book-love. Rock it.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous s r e said...

I quote from a great TV show, father of the pride

"Yeah I got a bad feeling....Like when the gas wears off and the dentist is doing up his pants."

12:43 AM  
Blogger apk01004 said...

The dentist asked me a question as he was pulling out one of my teeth with an honest-to-god pair of pliers. I made an angry noise and he put down the pair of pliers and said, "hey, show some respect."

Not one of my proudest moments, but it gets funnier every time I think about it.

1:08 AM  
Blogger garydrew01 said...

When it comes to dentistry you must be very careful in choosing your dentist. Especially when what matters is choosing your cosmetic dentist

6:59 PM  

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