ways you can "brush like a dentist"
1. try and initiate conversations with yourself, when you have a toothbrush in your mouth.
2. give yourself a lame toy when you're done
3. knock yourself out. wake up with clean teeth and missing underwear.
4. accuse yourself of not flossing well enough.
5. floss over-aggressively to make up for bad habits and ...well, hang yourself with the remaining floss because you hate your job. and who wouldn't?
2. give yourself a lame toy when you're done
3. knock yourself out. wake up with clean teeth and missing underwear.
4. accuse yourself of not flossing well enough.
5. floss over-aggressively to make up for bad habits and ...well, hang yourself with the remaining floss because you hate your job. and who wouldn't?
posted by kaylen at 5:43 PM
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Thanks for the blessing.
I can't much remember myself why I hated Life of Pi for more than maybe two reasons:
1) It went on soooo long. I had the same problem with Angela's Ashes in that I was turning it into a drinking game (one shot every time they boil a soup bone to make supper) of desparity.
2) Lazy theology, really. I kind of hate relativistic religiosity. I know of few religions who would willingly admit that it's okay to try others and that their's is just one possible way. Everyone wants to be all hunky-dory about this, but really? No. Believe what you want, but commit to it.
Also, we share some common book-love. Rock it.
I quote from a great TV show, father of the pride
"Yeah I got a bad feeling....Like when the gas wears off and the dentist is doing up his pants."
The dentist asked me a question as he was pulling out one of my teeth with an honest-to-god pair of pliers. I made an angry noise and he put down the pair of pliers and said, "hey, show some respect."
Not one of my proudest moments, but it gets funnier every time I think about it.
When it comes to dentistry you must be very careful in choosing your dentist. Especially when what matters is choosing your cosmetic dentist
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