Sunday, November 05, 2006

ways you can "brush like a dentist"

1. try and initiate conversations with yourself, when you have a toothbrush in your mouth.

2. give yourself a lame toy when you're done

3. knock yourself out. wake up with clean teeth and missing underwear.

4. accuse yourself of not flossing well enough.

5. floss over-aggressively to make up for bad habits and ...well, hang yourself with the remaining floss because you hate your job. and who wouldn't?

4 Comments:

Blogger Cap'n Ganch said...

Thanks for the blessing.

I can't much remember myself why I hated Life of Pi for more than maybe two reasons:
1) It went on soooo long. I had the same problem with Angela's Ashes in that I was turning it into a drinking game (one shot every time they boil a soup bone to make supper) of desparity.
2) Lazy theology, really. I kind of hate relativistic religiosity. I know of few religions who would willingly admit that it's okay to try others and that their's is just one possible way. Everyone wants to be all hunky-dory about this, but really? No. Believe what you want, but commit to it.

Also, we share some common book-love. Rock it.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous s r e said...

I quote from a great TV show, father of the pride

"Yeah I got a bad feeling....Like when the gas wears off and the dentist is doing up his pants."

12:43 AM  
Blogger apk01004 said...

The dentist asked me a question as he was pulling out one of my teeth with an honest-to-god pair of pliers. I made an angry noise and he put down the pair of pliers and said, "hey, show some respect."

Not one of my proudest moments, but it gets funnier every time I think about it.

1:08 AM  
Blogger garydrew01 said...

When it comes to dentistry you must be very careful in choosing your dentist. Especially when what matters is choosing your cosmetic dentist
.

6:59 PM  

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