new trends in humour by me.

quoth the raven
example: "quoth the raven: blow me", "quoth the raven: shut up", "quoth the raven: told you so".

redundancy
example: "ten dollars cash money!", "what? you must be high off of drugs you took to get high", "blow me in the penis"

split words into odd but defining pairings
example: instead of saying "kittens", say "baby cats".