little, excellent, somethings to look forward to

. reviews of calgary's high performance rodeo (as requested by the new, trimmed, to-be-pierced mark hopkins- the delightful man-panther that he is.) that's right. i'll be sitting somewhere in the audience with a pad of paper and a sharpie, executing further brilliant, mind-blowing reviews. for you! because i love you.

review themes to expore:
1. euphemisms
2. music review jargon
3. food review jargon + general metaphors therein (are you excited for this one, you little, glistening petit fours? i am.)
4. zoo animals!
5. surprise endings
6. meta-reviews
7. things you could never imagine