list of "too cool for school" in 2007

. executions
. gerald ford (because he is clumsy. and dead)
. cancer comics
. laughing at how lame graffiti is
. male VPL
. asymmetrical earrings
. beta max envy
. $1 bills
. marc (with a 'c')
. state police
. mojitos
. global warming continues to rule. it just keeps getting better, folks!
. 50mph speed limits
. referrings to animal equivalents for anatomy (example: hoves = feet; goslings = toes)
. volcanoes continue to be awesome
. glowing reviews by me
. allegories
. beating up allegorical figures
. laughing at architecture
. replacing che memorabilia with pinochet memorabilia
. ulysses s. grant and confederacy in general
. croquet. that's right. turn in those raquetball shorts for some visors and those mallet things.
. disapproval
. making breastfeeding women feel uncomfortable