i give you... the list of gay for 2007

(items on list not limited to 2007)
. families
. "ancient grain" bread
. wrinkle softeners
. tornados and most if not all tropical storms
. the name "aiden"
. five dollar bills
. grandmothers
. white mascara
. text messaging (you know this. if i have to tell you that texting someone over a phone is gay-- you are sans hope)
. boots
. delaware
. the sharpies with the click thing instead of the cap
. eucalyptus
. throwing keys to someone