Monday, January 14, 2008

tasteless: sugary pursuits of those who should probably consider a degree in accounting.

if anyone deserves your charity it is bakers who engage in artistic baking hoo-ha sculpting. here are some prime examples of why they need some art classes under their belts.


i believe this is an african american woman holding a banner of bacon and buttercups?


minus one thousand points for taste.


more resembles some unfortunate soul's upside-down inflamed testicles either with parasites escaping or just a bad foray into pube-dying experiments.


here it is in context. any better? nope.


i... don't even know.


i think this is winnie the pooh humping a giant snail in a circle of oysters, but don't quote me on that one.


that's someone's birthday cake. apparently. happy birthday indeed. some people make jell-o and coolwhip look classy.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would that be a Victoria sponge cake?

4:06 AM  
Blogger kaylen said...

sigh. all that was said about the cake was:

"The Mickey Mousse cake... too dang cute... "

... yeah, i was going to spare you all that.

9:46 AM  

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