something wicked-cool this way comes (a grossly belated halloween special)

simple, better ideas to get the most out of halloween:

trick or treat: use trick-or-treating more efficiently. for example, an excuse to clean out your closet. i know we have some old CDs, socks and towels that probably should be drug out to the corner. why bother, when obnoxiously expectant children come knocking on your door with big bags?

"trick or treat, huh? here's a broken pc monitor."

costume contest: judging children isn't wrong. how could it be? especially when they line up outside in gay little costumes. gay.

princess = ultimate unoriginality
hobo = you were too lazy to get a real costume
bumblebee = you will probably be a virgin until you die
cat = either you'll get knocked up before you graduate or you'll wind up with a lonely apartment full of kitties and an overwhelming meg ryan dvd collection.

carve pumpkins: into something more interesting than pumpkins.