what it takes to be the least enthused person in your graduating class

1. submit nothing to grad show
2. submit nothing to your graduating major's portfolio cd
3. don't show up to grad show
4. only briefly dash back into school for a book you left on your desk ad required papers for work permit (also chat with computer tech/cat-guy about how gay your school is)
5. don't show up to convocation
6. don't show up to post-convocation parties
7. don't have pictures of anyone graduating
8. have seriously lazy second-thoughts about calling the school and telling them your new address, so they can actually mail you your certificate of graduation
9. have no family, friends, or loved ones send you crap*

* regretting that one. i could damn sure use a blender...