points made in sharkwater

1. cuddling sharks while only wearing sea-panties and flippers is cool and totally feasible.
2. sharks are important for the ecosystem.
3. people don't like sharks and that's sad.
4. asian people are savages
5. sharks are important for the ecosystem.
6. environmentalists are quitters. (the shark poachers wouldn't come with us to land so we tried stalling their engines with hoses. failing that, we fled to shore. on shore the authorities took us to court for murder. so we ran to the galapagos. where long-line fishing was legalized. so we went home. but when we got back costa rica was upset about finning industries so we felt good about ourselves again.)
7. sharks are important for the ecosystem.
8. sharks are important for the ecosystem.
9. don't have sharkfin soup at your wedding.
10. sharks don't have whiskers and that's sad.
11. sharks are important for the ecosystem.
12. even if you wind up keeping your leg, you can still say things like, "little did i know i'd lose a leg."
13. sharks really are important to the ecosystem.