the reasons why my parents' house is a raging death trap

i think this is self explanatory...



the latest edition to my mother's abominable christmas decorations collection–which i started throwing out little by little every year- but there's no keeping up with it, at the rate she shops and receives these things as presents from church members and lame friends– a tree-top angel with fiber-optic wings. it also makes a creepy mechanical chugging sound as it folds/unfolds...


the latch to keep the cupboard shut is broken off

the reprecussions:



oh right. and my little brother has a face full of 'music ed student' decorative hair.



scary!