i am a handsome bunny, more than not

peter: mama was telling me about a skittles ad she saw on TV that reminded me of you
broadly
me: ...oh really? in what way?
peter: oh, there was a singing bunny that a man traded his skittles for
and then he just had the singing bunny in his apartment and got tired of the singing
and was sad.
me: ...and which part was me? please say 'the singing bunny'.
peter: *nods*
it sang opera
and was a handsome bunny, aparently
me: i am a handsome bunny, 9 times out of 10