oh no you di-in't

when it comes to 'yo mama' jokes, everyone has a different palette. like snowflakes, we are each unique in our 'yo mama' preferences. so of course i cannot speak for everyone, but here is a list of my old favourites.


nasty:
. yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
. yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.

stupid:
. yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

there's the double-hitters which cover poor & stupid:
. yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that heats your house.
. yo mama so stupid when your daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.
. yo mama so stupid she makes you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

particularly sad:
. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

ugly:
. yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist, in her shower.
. yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
. yo mama so ugly your daddy takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
. yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

something so fun to say, it's a shame you can only say it while insulting someone's mama:
yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.


...mm gorilla cookies.