Monday, September 04, 2006

nawlinwiki, i give you this medal


the bunny-deleting-bee-bigot-monster award of the internet.

nawlinwiki is not only a monster, he is severely misguided as to what the internet is for. the internet is not about knowledge; the internet is not a library; and the internet is certainly no place for a person like nawlinwiki. no, the internet is a place for:


o porn
o lyrics
o stealing music & t-shirt designs
o quizzes
o fake quizzes
o strangers judging strangers (hotornot.com) & the pets of strangers ( ratemykitten.com ; ratemybunny.com ; ratemypuppy.com ...)
o strangers insulting strangers
o my ex-roommate: to locate the carrier of her next VD
o drinking games & cheat codes
o more porn
o loveliness


what wikipedia does not get is the internet-proper form of knowledge. enchantedlearning.com does it right: colouring books, fun jokes and general nonsensical loveliness. if i knew a good way to protest wikipedia, i certainly would. wikipedia is the breeding ground for an army of humorless, dictionary-thumping buttheads. (see: nawlinwiki).

7 Comments:

Blogger apk01004 said...

You will notice that lots of people are complaining that he's deleted their favorite articles now. My guess? He is a berserk robot.

It's a good thing they tried out this technology on Wikipedia first. If they had gone straight to traffic cops, Nawlinwiki would be vaporizing ugly cars.

2:33 AM  
Blogger echolalias said...

or he might be the cop that pulled over rhianna last night. we were totally caught ridin' dirty. by that, i mean: he was speeding and rhianna pulled out in front of him. he was black and pushy and hallucinated her high lights being on.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate this bastard. He must die. Fwenty is real! It's Fifty and Twenty mixed (hence 35)

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NawlinWiki likes to get fucked in the butt by this large, hairy dude named Grawp.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate him. What an utter cnut. Wasted an hour of my life on an article he deleted without even reading. It had multiple useful and informative references. Nawlinwiki is a penis

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this person is a cunt

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NawlinWiki is a cunt of the highest order. He just blocked my IP on Wikipedia because I dared to speak the truth on a subject.

A mate of mine got blocked by that cunt too, for editing the page of a football referee who screwed his country over. He reregistered as Hurricanesgonnagetya, because he found out NawlinWiki was from New Orleans. I know that hurricane they had was bad, but if there was only one person it should have wiped out, it was that waste of oxygen called NawlinWiki!!!!!!!

4:10 PM  

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