Monday, September 04, 2006

nawlinwiki, i give you this medal


the bunny-deleting-bee-bigot-monster award of the internet.

nawlinwiki is not only a monster, he is severely misguided as to what the internet is for. the internet is not about knowledge; the internet is not a library; and the internet is certainly no place for a person like nawlinwiki. no, the internet is a place for:


o porn
o lyrics
o stealing music & t-shirt designs
o quizzes
o fake quizzes
o strangers judging strangers (hotornot.com) & the pets of strangers ( ratemykitten.com ; ratemybunny.com ; ratemypuppy.com ...)
o strangers insulting strangers
o my ex-roommate: to locate the carrier of her next VD
o drinking games & cheat codes
o more porn
o loveliness


what wikipedia does not get is the internet-proper form of knowledge. enchantedlearning.com does it right: colouring books, fun jokes and general nonsensical loveliness. if i knew a good way to protest wikipedia, i certainly would. wikipedia is the breeding ground for an army of humorless, dictionary-thumping buttheads. (see: nawlinwiki).

8 Comments:

Blogger apk01004 said...

You will notice that lots of people are complaining that he's deleted their favorite articles now. My guess? He is a berserk robot.

It's a good thing they tried out this technology on Wikipedia first. If they had gone straight to traffic cops, Nawlinwiki would be vaporizing ugly cars.

2:33 AM  
Blogger echolalias said...

or he might be the cop that pulled over rhianna last night. we were totally caught ridin' dirty. by that, i mean: he was speeding and rhianna pulled out in front of him. he was black and pushy and hallucinated her high lights being on.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate this bastard. He must die. Fwenty is real! It's Fifty and Twenty mixed (hence 35)

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NawlinWiki likes to get fucked in the butt by this large, hairy dude named Grawp.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate him. What an utter cnut. Wasted an hour of my life on an article he deleted without even reading. It had multiple useful and informative references. Nawlinwiki is a penis

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this person is a cunt

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NawlinWiki is a cunt of the highest order. He just blocked my IP on Wikipedia because I dared to speak the truth on a subject.

A mate of mine got blocked by that cunt too, for editing the page of a football referee who screwed his country over. He reregistered as Hurricanesgonnagetya, because he found out NawlinWiki was from New Orleans. I know that hurricane they had was bad, but if there was only one person it should have wiped out, it was that waste of oxygen called NawlinWiki!!!!!!!

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes this jerk-off needs to get a life and grow a dick. There is no way he could have read the whole article in the amount of time it took this waste of sperm to delete the article.

THIS AWARD IS WELL DESERVED, although it needs the word Cheesy-Vaginal-Puss-Eating-Troll in the title.

1:09 PM  

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