ernesto gets hoe-slapped down to tropical storm

hurricane ernesto (one of the gayest of the gay hurricanes on this year's list of homosexual hurricanes) has proven to be little more than the flaming friend who: "swirls into town" (globe & mail); crashes your party like it's still spring break; sloshes crantinis & sex on the beach all over the room; messes up a few people's hair; dances like ABBA is on the stereo (when it isn't); and winds up passed out, half-naked, in the middle of the floor sometime around 4am.

ernesto is too drunk & slovenly to be considered as much of a whore as hurricane alberto was.