featured dionsaur jokes

from enchantedlearning.com

Q: what does a triceratops sit on?
A: it's tricera-bottom!

Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash
A: I'msosaurus

Q: Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
A: Because he was tired!
(thanks to sarah, age 6, anchorage, alaska)

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!

Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

these make me kind of sad:

Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!


and now for my favourite joke on the entire site
(which was under "bird jokes", not "dinosaur jokes")

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!

i give you an A+ for consistency!