qualities i like/seek in a guy:

preferred qualities:
. doesn't really believe in anything. not in the emo "life is empty and meaningless" way. just i feel however much someone believes in something is directly reflective of how much they need to believe in something (anything). i like'em as un-needy as possible.
. someone i can ignore for long bouts of time without complaint or them assuming something is wrong.
. a bookshelf that makes me want to mix my books with theirs and have a glorious library-marriage.
. could punch a girl under the right circumstances.
. doesn't come with a dog.
. appreciates how awesome dinosaurs are


likes:
jerks
naughtiness
racist jokes
pineapples
pancakes
bluegrass
chinchillas
savage love column
being poked
walking long distances
traveling to places that cross the line of what is unsanitary
smooching


dislikes:
theme t-shirts
the arcade fire
harry potter
ordering chicken
knick-knacks
tea
talking about feelings
holding hands everywhere (unless they are very tall and it provides some necessary towing service)