Friday, December 08, 2006

something fishy about

i spent the night at kathleen's house, care of rhianna for the month, and spent quite a bit of time picking up and squishing and petting hippo (what was briefy my kitten after val.)

my jacket is covered in hippo hair and i've got a few kitty scratches.

anyhow. spekaing of cats, i stumbes on a baffling little gem of lame-ness. now don't think i always go looking for this stuff- sometimes the stuff just falls into my lap. or, into a link posted on top of my gmail account. a place to make virtual, exotic show kitties.

now tell me if you see anything odd about this (found under the 'What is' section)

Have you ever dreamed of having your own quality cats to raise, feed, groom, train, breed, and show? brings this opportunity to you through its one-of-a-kind virtual Cat simulation game.

Join hundreds of other Cattery owners as you get your own cats and bitches ready to compete in the show ring. You choose from 158 different breeds; whether it be Great Dane, Beagle, Whippet, or Poodle, there is a breed for you. See them grow from puppy to Champion!

Choose to enter your cats in all-breed, specialty shows, or both. Each judge has their own standards and preferences regarding a "true" champion. Do you wish to use a handler to show your Cat or handle him or her yourself? It is all up to you! How well your Cattery performs is up to you and the decisions you make.

You are the breeder, owner, handler, trainer, and groomer of your show cats. You get to manage and budget the rations of food your cats receive, how you breed your cats, which shows you enter, and much, much more. has something for everyone. Whether you've been showing real cats for years, have never shown a Cat in your life, or even have never owned a real animal, this game is fun, challenging, and a unique experience.

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okay first of all they make it sound like it's almost impossible to raise an exotic showcat. dude, you just look in the classifieds section of the local paper. they are not that hard to find at all. and raising cats is pretty easy, if you ask me.

second... beagles, great danes...?

conclusion: obviously dogs are exotic cats.


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